Q: Foiled?

In Uncategorized on February 9, 2011 at 1:57 am

A: Baked potatoes


Q: Upset?

A: After upgame, before upmatch


Q: Tired?

A: Right before being wheeled away


Q: Fatigued?

A: Better than being fajuiced


Q: Confused?

A: Nope, these are all conbrandnew


Q: Did DeMark feel like commenting on the winds of democracy blowing through the Arab world? Or the Super Bowl? Or seeing his friends in Chicago last weekend? Or seeing his family two weekends ago back in Ohio?

A: Definitely.

Q: Was this a lame effort at doing just that but in a way that  makes you roll your eyes because these are exactly the type of lame jokes you’ve come to expect from me?

A: Si.

Q: And so is this my way of telling you family, friends, colleagues, and interested readers that I’m thinking about you?

A: Right you are.

Q: Got one more in you? Or will you strike again?

A: Nah, I’ll spare you.

  1. i have no idea from whom you inherited your strangeness!!!

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